I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
(Source: lol-gpoy, via laughingstation)
I love feeling you roll over in the middle of the night to slip your arms around me tight. I didn’t know I was even cold until I felt the warmth of your body next to mine.
"You know how boys complain about being “friend-zoned?” Well we experience this totally legit thing called being fuck-zoned. It’s when boys want to have sex with you but they never seem all that interested in getting to know you."
- (via dontcallmecute)
(Source: elephant-onthehip, via dontcallmecute)
I want to have cuddles with you.
And by cuddles I mean sex.
But by sex I also mean cuddles.
But I also mean pizza.
(Source: embarassinglysexualurl, via cassoi)